It's that one break up song. Uh... Potential Break-up song or something. IDK D:
Look at my facial hair
Oh man, hot d**n, it’s everywhere
Where’d you get that beard?
I grew it
How do you keep it so clean?
I shampoo it
Yeah!
I really wish I could grow a mustache
Why don’t you?
Well, frankly, I don’t have the cash
You gotta take care of your facial hair
Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare
The elements of style
For the beard owner
The essential manual
For owners of beards
Trim it, cut it, comb it, style it
Clean it, and scent with violet
Love it, but don’t get violent
Rub it, but not in public
Eat with it, but don’t get messy
The only rule is keep it classy
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