[temari_3.14159]

More people would be posting, but you'd always get outposted, and you'd get so frustrated that you'd quit posting.

I wish it was time to go to the drive in.

[Shino]

Granted, but you unfortunately made a promise to people and despite the fact taht you try to stay home, you get dragged anyway.

I wish I wished for a wish that was wishful.

[temari_3.14159]

You'd get that wish, but since you don't really know what you wished for, you get a drunk, fat, naked man jumping out of your birthday pie.

I wish I had a fishie

[rainbow_sharingan]

eventually that fishie will DIE

i wish that 3 wasnt a magic number

[Shino]

3 is no longer a magic number. Now it's 3.3

I wish for that one thing...

[rainbow_sharingan]

if you got that one thing, people would think u were gay

i wish i had dessert

[Spec1234]

you'd get that wish but the desert would taste so bad that you would kill yourself ..
I wish that i had more time ...

[rainbow_sharingan]

if you had more time you have so much time that youd have nothing to do, and you'd slowing lose you mind to boredum, you'd try to comit suicide, but the rope broke because you had so much time that you also ate alot and got fat. but then a man who doesnt like fat people shoots you, luckily it wasnt a vital point so you live, but then someone throw peanut at you, and because you had so much free time you developed and allergy to peanuts and u died....

i wish people found irony funnier

[Shino]

Granted. Now every time someone says "I hope you die" that person dies.

I wish I was a protected species.

[temari_3.14159]

You're a protected species but now no one can get near you and since all the females of your kind died off you live a boring lonely life

I wish I knew what I wanted to be when I grow up.