haha, Alpacas always have the most humorous expressions! Let me see what I can find on this comp of my animals...
Edit: Okay, now I got some of my animals:
This is my first pet and cat also, that's her first litter. Officially, we named here Phoebe, but usually just call her Cat, Big Mama Cat, or Whore. (Though she doesn't have kittens these days so the last is gone...)
Here is my second cat. I forget what we officially named her, but I call her the Little Mama Cat. (that's Big Mama Cat behind her)
Here is my third cat. Officially named Bobo, or Bovine because he had a cow like pattern on him as a kitten. I usually call him the Big Cat.
Here is my first dog, Jackie. because she's rather fat, we sometimes call her a blimp

Oh, and when she runs full speed at you, it's the scariest thing in the world because of all that weight...
My second dog, Riley. We call him a whole lot of things that aren't appropriate to say here... Most;y because of his stubbornness and the fact that he's constantly getting out of our yard. One day, we found him completely on top of a kitchen counter >_>
And those are my main animals. I have a crap load more cats, but I don't have any pics on this comp of the right now...
(I hate spoiler tags... I always do them wrong <_<)